What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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