You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Stop Iran! We need the money.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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