Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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well now

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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