What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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