- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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