- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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