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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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