Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Niall Horan

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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eoin burgin is fat

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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