A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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