There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Im gay What about you

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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