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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

im telling maguire

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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