Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

PICKLES

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

12/23/2012

This is an anti-joke.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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