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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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9/11 my birthday

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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