- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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