- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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