Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

knock knock!? . . No.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Cripples are lame.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

women's rights

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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