- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Tilt your screen back .

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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