read this sentence again.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why? Because.

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a black man pays his child support

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can you touch your toes? no

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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call me maybe.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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your so fat. your fat!

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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