Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

binladin walks into the american seals

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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