- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

whats brown and sticky a stick

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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