Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Mogok Papiti.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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TRICERATOPS!

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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