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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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