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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

yolo your orange looks orange

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Please ignore this statement.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Grace Ackerson

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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