How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

read this sentence again.

tim has no humor

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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