- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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