Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Anti Joke

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