- Anti Joke

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.