Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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George W. Bush

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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What do you call an arab ?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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