- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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