- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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