A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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