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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Error 37.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Ebola

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

I had 99 problems Solved them all

John Cena for president

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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