this website is a bad joke

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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why dont they make black forks

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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