Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

whats black and large -me

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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