- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All of these jokes are about white people

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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