- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

A pope meets another one

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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