- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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