Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Justin with a hat.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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