- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Eric is gay Ha

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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