Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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