- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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