- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What page are you on The gay page.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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