Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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