- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

rent a cops

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

So this guy was making a sandwich...

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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