- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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