- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

your no better than a cockroach

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

I was watching Fox news.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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