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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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