Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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dallen loves penis

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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