what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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PENIS lol

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What is cowboy say

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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learn. advance!

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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