- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Men's rights

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

hi charles lattuca III

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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