What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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HELLO EVERYONE

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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