why do mexicans get made fun of

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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