- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Happy Monday!

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

silver bullet?

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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