- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

there once was a frog with no leggs

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

i found waldo.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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