- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Kyle grund parker coffey

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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