Matthew Wyckoff

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What's up? Your time.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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