- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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