- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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