- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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