- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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