What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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