- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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