there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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