- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Women's rights

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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