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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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