A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between a duck?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Swag.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down +10

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops