- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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