- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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