- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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