What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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