As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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how do you win a game try your best

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Balls

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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