- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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