- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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