- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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