- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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