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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

I'm homeless.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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