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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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