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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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