A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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