How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Jovan

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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