- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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