A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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