roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Anti Joke

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