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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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