- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

whats yellow? lots of things.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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