Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

eh

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

woman's rights

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

whats green and slimy? green slim

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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