What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

LeBron in the fourth quarter

thumb_up thumb_down -12

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops