Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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This is an anti-joke.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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read this sentence again.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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silver bullet?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Anti Joke

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