what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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