- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? I like trains.

Barack Obama.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

pull my finger (farts)

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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