- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What's up? Your time.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What did the man say to his doctor?

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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