"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

A fat guy!

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

penis. nuff said.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Kevin and Ramin

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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