Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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