- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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