- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

where's mom I killed her

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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