- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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