- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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