What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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