- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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