- Anti Joke

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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