- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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