- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

[Set up] [No punch line]

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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