- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Get up Look in the mirror

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

how much fish could a chicken

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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