A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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