Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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