- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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