Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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