What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

LOL

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...