- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

9/11 my birthday

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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