- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

baloney sandwich

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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