why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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