- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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