What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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