- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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