- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

can you touch your toes? no

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

your so fat. your fat!

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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