Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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