- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A dyslexic blind man

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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