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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

A young baby died.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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