- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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