- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

white or wheat? wheat please.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

women's rights.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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