- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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