How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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