- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What do we call Osama? Osama

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

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