- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A bar walks into a man

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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