Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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hi jonny

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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