- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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